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2 comments | Sunday, September 24, 2006

By Lawrence Baker, DDolaz, Trevor Khan of Ballroom Rockstar Magazine

1. If you go to his house and you turn on the TV and it's already on the Lifetime channel, HE IS NOT TRADE!

2.If you look into his bathroom cabinet and see Apricot Scrub, Tweezers, and anything by OIL OF OLAY, HE IS NOT TRADE!

3.If he owns more than two pair of designer eyewear, HE IS NOT TRADE!

4.If he can tell you about every episode of "America's Next Top Model", HE IS NOT TRADE!

5.If he has four eye colors to choose from, HE IS NOT TRADE!

6.If he is the first one to hit the floor whenever a Beyonce song comes on in the club, HE IS NOT TRADE!

7.If he only sings the Lil Kim verse on Mobb Deep's "Quiet Storm" single, HE IS NOT TRADE!

8.If he gets his eyebrows done weekly not giving the stubble a chance to grow in, HE IS NOT TRADE!

9.If he is totally ok sitting next to you in movie theater...Shit! If he goes to the movie with you, without two or more of his homies, HE IS NOT TRADE!

10.If he comes out of the shower smelling like Victoria's Secret cucumber melon body lotion(Don't believe that my girlfriend left it here" excuse )HE IS NOT TRADE!

Bonus: If you go to his myspace page and 89.9% of his friends have their shirts off. HE IS ABSOLUTELY NOT TRADE, HONEY!

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<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

aww hell well that says it all...definitely not trade! I will go to the movies unattached, wear scented lotion, and shake my ass to Beyonce in a minute. Damn! Oh well...who will love this not-so-trade brotha now? lol.

September 26, 2006 1:45 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

I know trade that wears scented lotion. Heck, he should have did the list by city. Or maybe a list asking how to tell your man is trade:

*If he carries his napsack with him everywhere he goes HE'S Trade.

* Always wear easy access clothing (sweat pants, etc) HE'S Trade.

You get the point. :)

May 15, 2007 11:09 AM


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