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12 comments | Friday, May 08, 2009

You may recall reading a post about a self-proclaimed "ex homosexual" woman named Larell on this blog towards the end of last year. Well she's back, and this time she has reinforcement.

Larell and members of The Passion 4 Christ Movement are out to turn all of us hell bound homosexuals from our wicked ways and they're utilizing their own clothing line, videos, and emotionally gripping testimonies that are sure to set all "homosexual offenders" on the straight and narrow path(pun intended).

But not only are they "winning souls for Christ" by converting homosexuals back to their "God-ordained nature"; they're coming after you bisexuals, habitual masturbators, and Tiger Tyson fans.

Why? Because you're broken, you've been molested, possessed by a demonic spirit, and somewhere deep inside you're crying out to be free from sin, but your sinful lifestyle is all you've ever known and you need help.

All this time the debate over whether homosexuality occurs by nature or nurture and Larell and The Passion 4 Christ Movement had the definitive answer. I bet you want to know the answer. It's a CHOICE! And you perverted homosexuals choose to feed that lust within yourself!

If Larell and the gang can come out of that sinful "lifestyle" then by golly you and I can too! And I'm gonna tell you exactly what we need to do. It's time I share everything I've learned over the years from Larell, Donnie, Charlene, DL, hundreds of church queens, closeted ministers, and creepy politicians.

1) Learn to hate yourself just a little bit more.

2) Embrace Bishop so and so's theology and reject any impulse to study the word yourself. Heaven forbid you discover something in the Good Book that affirms who you are.

3. Admit to being molested even if you weren't. It sounds believable and most Christians will eat that right up. Need help...e-mail Donnie McClurkin.

4. Go to church on Sunday and give a testimony that will bring the congregation to it's feet! Make sure to tell them how you've been healed of your same sex attraction(while secretly wondering when your opposite sex attraction is gonna kick in).

5.Show the world how the Bible can be the greatest weapon ever as you relentlessly beat down others in the name of God to hide your own shortcomings. It cuts like a knife but isn't nearly as messy.

And if rules 1-5 don't work, then you'll have no choice but to choose "opposite marriage" as a sure fire cure.Don't worry, that whole "down low" thing is just a myth.

You can do it! I have faith in you. The video below set me on my journey to discovering my authentic self. I highly recommend that you watch at least the first 10 minutes to understand where Larell and my new friends are coming from. Gotta run for the weekend, my boyfriend and I have plans...he's taking me to Maine!


<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

That is just crazy! shocking! and stupid! Im happy you put them in their place!

May 08, 2009 1:05 AM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

I feel so bad for these people. They have so many issues to work through and being gay/lesbian/bi isn't even the issue.

May 08, 2009 7:07 AM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

When I first saw those shirts I assumed it was a joke. Especially the one about ex-masturbator. I mean, who would take that seriously?

Once again I have underestimated people's foolishness.

May 08, 2009 10:39 AM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

Fuck them all.

Seriously, and I don't mean the good fuck, I mean the bad Biblical fuck that happened to Job's family.

I simply despise the ex-gays and their lies and deceptions and the people who get HIV thinking that "they're straight" or that "God is with them" and they won't get sick.

They did it to my cousin and my brother and I cannot forgive them.

May 08, 2009 11:13 AM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

this is just crazy, but hey they can do w/e they want...I know who I am and I can't hate myself even if I wanted too...

May 08, 2009 11:52 AM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

too much to say about this stupidity. they are ignorant, hypocrits, who festor in hatred! reminds of the scarlet letter novel! by the way, where are the abuser, gambler, adulter, fornicator, etc. other shirts at? let all the "believers" reveal their "sins."

May 09, 2009 10:09 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

Let me first say how disappointing it is to see the issue of molestation/sexual abuse/rape being conflated with innate same sex desire. The first thing you notice about these ex-gay ministries is this idea that everything is behavior based, and since they've now "abstained and aren't "active" then they aren't gay and therefore sinless.

With that said, we all have our journeys. Maybe some of these kids experienced some sort of abuse or negative decisions which led them to be inauthentic about who they are sexually, and all this ex-gay business is really about them getting to a secure place in who they are. At the end of the day, I just want people to live healthy and affirmed lives.

Obviously, the "testimony" of these kids is far and away from my own experience, so I can't judge or question what they're feeling.

May 10, 2009 2:18 AM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

I agree with Jason that it is sad that molestation/sexual abuse is being mixed with homosexuality. A close friend of mine was molested by a female babysitter when he was young, but that isn't viewed as the cause of him being straight. However when ex-gays want to sight the cause of their gayness, molestation is the first card pulled out.

As they told their "testimonies" I thought to myself "I cannot relate to these people at all." Sure I went through some issues with my sexuality, but never did I think it was a choice or that I was possessed by demons. When Larrell said something to the effect of the devil was in her ear everyday saying "You're gay, you're gay, come back," I wanted to shake her and say "That's not the damn Devil, it's your common sense!"

May 10, 2009 1:54 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...


May 25, 2009 7:24 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

Like so many Christians, the true message of Jesus isn't being represented. People always want to throw out scriptural references to prove their point yet no one has made any reference to the fact that Jesus gave us two important commandments: 1)Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and 2) Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

I believe that if this was taught in church and actually modeled for people, we wouldn't have so many folks sitting in judgement of others, less crime/hate crimes, and the world would truly be a better place. I really understand why so many shy away from "church" because they don't want to deal with the religiosity...they want a relationship with God...and this is definitely not going to foster that AT ALL!!

December 22, 2009 12:13 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

History as well as research (google it) has shown us time and time again that these "ministries" do not work. They do more damage than good. The more these people try to beat this into us the more it blows back up in their face. Always has and always will because you cannot change who you are no matter how hard you try. You can try to suppress who you are but who you are will ALWAYS come back to you. It's not the devil or molestation or whatever other farce you are feeding yourself or being fed. It is YOU! So you all when you get down soaking up the religious abuse we'll welcome you on home because you know you're GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!! Now how you doin'???

December 23, 2009 10:29 AM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

I hate to burst your bubble, but there is nothing in the bible that condems masturbation.

January 14, 2010 4:55 AM


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