Here's a little afternoon snack in the middle of this incredibly slow news day. I'm not sure about you but former football player turned model Brandon Parker is giving me a much needed boost of energy.
Our friends at Queerty tipped us to Brandon and his bountiful backside.
My gaydar is usually never wrong but according to some strong language on Brandon's Model Mayhem profile he seems to have no interest in the fellas. Sorry boys.
"I am currently looking to shoot some couples themes....with WOMEN, don't ask me to shoot implied homosexual themes. That's not what I'm about and something that I don't do."
Uhmm...if you say so boo.