Living Out Loud with Darian: HOT: Brandon Parker Shows Off His "Assets"

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HOT: Brandon Parker Shows Off His "Assets"

9 comments | Monday, April 12, 2010

Here's a little afternoon snack in the middle of this incredibly slow news day. I'm not sure about you but former football player turned model Brandon Parker is giving me a much needed boost of energy.

Our friends at Queerty tipped us to Brandon and his bountiful backside.

My gaydar is usually never wrong but according to some strong language on Brandon's Model Mayhem profile he seems to have no interest in the fellas. Sorry boys.

"I am currently looking to shoot some couples themes....with WOMEN, don't ask me to shoot implied homosexual themes. That's not what I'm about and something that I don't do."

Uhmm...if you say so boo.

posted by Darian

at 11:58 AM Permalink

9 Comments:

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

"..implied homosexual themes."? You mean like laying on your stomach with your big juicy butt hanging out? And that second shot looks like it came right of one of Janet Jackson old photo shoots. Homosexual themes indeed Brandy.

April 12, 2010 1:55 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

very nice. And of course we know that strong language against homosexuality does not really mean a thing. That's what DL men do, isn't it? I'm not implying that Brandon is DL. I'm just saying. lol

April 12, 2010 9:50 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

That boy has some major cakes.I'll hit that thing.

April 12, 2010 10:40 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

he wouldn't LET you hit it. he is straight. argh.

April 13, 2010 10:11 AM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

Gawjus dahling Gawjus!

April 13, 2010 4:47 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

lol dude, pretty much all ur pics are showing off ur obviously 'hot' ass. and u talk about "implied homosexuality"? The entire set of pictures is homoerotic.

if u say so hun.

April 13, 2010 9:08 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

For a straight boy he sure likes to show his fine azz on camera a lot!

April 17, 2010 5:22 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

This dude is a walking 'implied homosexual theme'.

May 10, 2011 8:25 PM

<$BlogCommentAuthor$> said...

Damn - dude is thick as hell

August 06, 2011 5:59 PM

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