I'm back with my weekly randomness. Embrace it. Love it!
So Bobby Brown is coming out with a tell all book about his life with Whitney Houston and a certain white powder that they were both fond of. The kicker is that this broke down has been musician aka Bobby Brown wants us to believe that he never touched cocaine until he met Whitney. Yeah right! And Whitney never sweats during live performances.
You can call me a freak if you want to. But where in the hell was I when Penn State studentStanley Pringle was caught masturbating in the library on his campus? LMAO!
Take me higher Lord! Why in the world is Juanita Bynum scheduled to appear on Divorce Court? Who in their right mind would take marital advice from her? I hope she lands that acting role in Hollywood that she so desperately wants. Could it be more obvious that the pulpit can no longer hold Juanita "Anna Mae Bullock Bynum? This woman wants to be a STAR.
Did you see me dancing on episode #24 "The Hostile Takeover" aka Claire's Prom from season 3 of My Wife and Kids last night? They must have shown that episode at least a million times. I appeared on the show in 2003 and my mom still gets excited when it re-airs to this day.
The reemergence of Damita Jo. Girl, I understand you're human and you catch the flu just like the rest of us, but three weeks is a long time to disappear right after the release of a new album and not come back with a vengeance. What is really going on over at Island Def Jam? Mariah is #1 and there is no reason why you shouldn't be as well.
Speaking of Mariah. So Mimi you've achieved your 18th #1 single. I have to say the beat is hot and I find myself humming Touch My Body all the time but let's examine the lyrics shall we.
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down (*cue the scary music from Friday The 13TH here*)
'Cause they be all up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I
Touch my body
Uhmmm..ok. Thanks for reminding me of how poetic you are Mariah. I'll take "Sumthin heavy like a first day period" any day. LOL!
Isn't this the worst season ever of American Idol? I wish they sold personalities in a can so I could buy them all one. It takes so much more than a great voice to become a household name. Fans want to feel a connection to the artists they support. I think it's time to put the American Idol machine to bed.
Go see Shelter this weekend or when it arrives in your town. I'll be dragging the husband to see it on Saturday. Check out the trailer here. To find out if Shelter will be shown near you click here.
"Here's Where I Stand"-I'm convinced that this song should be the gay man's anthem. It's from one of my all time favorite movies "CAMP". Get into these lyrics and the video above.
You said I had to change
And I was trying
But my heart was lying
Im not a child any longer
I am stronger!