Living Out Loud with Darian

They say we have an agenda. They say we want "special rights". Rights that are available to every other citizen like protection against discrimination in the workplace, housing, healthcare, and allow me to be bold and say the right to have a legally sanctioned marriage between two committed adults.

Well I came across a post by a brotha on AOL who goes by the screen name NLJACKSONSTCROIX and he exposes the "homosexual agenda". It's a funny twist on the right wings attempt to scare the majority into continuing to opress gay Americans. Enjoy!

THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA
6 a.m. Gym

8 a.m. Breakfast (oatmeal and eggwhites)

9 a.m. Hair appointment

10 a.m. Shopping (Macy’s or Nordstrom)

12 p.m. Brunch

2 p.m.
(1) Assume complete control of U.S. Federal, state, and local
governments,as well as all the other national governments

(2) Destroy all healthy marriages

(3) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with militant
homosexuals who seek to recruit children for the homosexual
lifestyle

(4) Bulldoze all houses of worship

(5) Seize control of Internet and all other media

(6) Be utterly fabulous

3 p.m. Beauty treatment to prevent facial wrinkles from the stresses of world conquest, followed by aromatherapy

4 p.m. Cocktails

5 p.m. Light dinner (soup, salad with arugula & balsamic vinegar dressing,Chardonnay)

8 p.m. Theater

10 p.m. Cocktails in a charming neighborhood bistro

12 a.m. Bed (du jour)

Labels: Humor